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Brown Eyed Girl

Before: You my brown eyed girl. Do you remember when we used to sing? Sha la la la la la ti da. La ti da.

After:The girl my brown is observed. You have remembered some it was normal for we to sing? The titanium da of la of la of la of la of la of sha. The titanium da of la.

Eddie Izzard

Before: You never hear about evil giraffes, you know? "I'm an evil giraffe/ I will eat all the leaves off of this tree.  there will be no leaves left for the other animals. and some animals will die!"

After:    You do not hear under any condition concerning the wicked giraffe, you have known? " I' m wicked giraffe I eat all leaves of this tree. There is no leaf which remains because of the other animal. And the myrmecophile animal dies! "

Again:   The cunning giraffe, you had known under all states regarding, you don't hear? " I' Giraffe I whose m is cunning eat all leaves of this tree. There is no leaf which remains because of the other animal. And dies of myrmecophile animal! "

Sweet Caroline:

Before: Where it began, I can’t begin to knowing. But then I know its growing strong. Was in the spring? And spring became the summer. Who’d have believed you’d come along? Hands, touching hands. Reaching out. Touching me. Touching you. Sweet Caroline. Bah bah bah!

After:    Being at the point where that starts, as for me it is not possible to begin in having known. But with one side as for me growth is known strongly. It was in the spring? And the spring was summer. Someone will believe that it appears? The hand and the hand which you are impressed. Extend the hand. My contact. Contact. Sweet [kiyarorain]. Bah of bah of Bah!

Again:   Are on the point where that beginning, like for me it possible not to have in the conscience is start. But with one the increase squares has been strongly known like for me. It was in spring? And spring was the summer. Someone will believe that it appears? The hand and the hand which you are impressed. Breid the hand. My contact. Contact. Sweeten [kiyarorain]. Bah of bah van Bah!

Again:   Respected me like that first, from conscience is not having [anh] is the point which is it start which is possible. The increase square was become known as like me but strongly with 1. Was it sees from? And the spring was summer. Who is it appears and is, will believe? You the hand and the hand which give this impression. Breid hands. My contact. Contact. Do sweetly [kiyarorain]. bah van Bah Bah!

Little Tiny Mac

Before: little tiny mac, I am falling for you. little tiny mac, I don't know what to do. You don't look like a PC, because you're built a rival. Little tiny mac. I know; it's just what you do.

After:    A little small raincoat, as for me time it is because of you. A little small raincoat and I don' t has known what whether it should have done. don' Like PC the being visible of t, because you' The re-competitor was made. A little small raincoat. I have known; it' Exactly what s.

Again:   A small small raincoat, which concerns me time is it because of you. A small small raincoat and a I don' t knew, what whether it should have done. don' Like PC the nature visibly of t, because you' The RH competitor was educated. A small small raincoat. I knew; it' Exactly which S.

Again:   Small small impermeable, that me is time him by you concerns. Small small impermeable and I don' ; t has blamed, which s' he would have will have done. don' ; Such as PC. the nature clearly of t, because you' ; The competitor of Rhésus was informed. Small small impermeable. J' have blamed; it' ; Exactly that S.