Welcome To My Life
It's Nice To Meet Me!
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I make puns

This is really all you need to know to be convinced that I am date-a-bull material.



I willingly watch chick flicks.


"Frequent travel to exciting new places" is literally my middle name.


I have a job. Take that unemployed pretty boys!

Things I do

"Verb: It's what you do"


Serenading happens


Swing, breakdancing, etc...


How to understand women, etc...


Leadership is influence by example



Speak to Animals

Like Cinderella, I call birds to assist me


The basic things you should know.

  • 1986

    Humble Beginnings

    Corbin showed up on this planet. So as to not make his peers look bad, he waited until the age of of 8 months before he programmed his first operating system

  • 1989

    Cute as a button

    Corbin charmed the masses at age 3, and was photographed as a model for a doll-making company. Also, Corbin wrote the Taylor Swift album "1989" this year, which was finally published 27 years afterwards.

  • December 2012

    Transition to Iron Man

    While many rumours had circulated that Corbin Rose might be Superman, he publicly declared that he was in fact Iron Man in 2012

  • September 2015

    New Business and Album

    After founding CorbDesign LLC (web hosting and development) and releasing his first self-produced album, Corbin went on to pilot a rogue Amazon drone to Mars using iridium flares from satellites as solar energy

  • Be part
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Join Team Corbin

I am a team all by me onesies. But you can be part of it!

Corbin Rose

Business Owner

Corbin Rose

Wookie of the Year

Corbin Rose

Director of Vision

Would you like to be part of team Corbin? Then let me ask you this:
Would you rather have one dozen roses, or just one Rose?


Contact Me

There are many ways to contact me. Sometimes standing alone in the moonlight and softly singing will do the trick. Other times, emails are sufficient.